"If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them." -Sue Grafton
"Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows." -Jennifer Unlimited
"A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car." -Carrie Snow
"Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Evertime I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone." -Jan King
"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on." -Roseanne Barr
"I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once." -Jennifer Unlimited