Let's hope all of our husbands are smarter than this...
Dave was in trouble.
It was Thursday and he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Dave got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a wrapped gift box in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, Dave's wife put on her robe, went out to the driveway and retrieved the package. She opened it,and found a brand new........bathroom scale.Dave has been missing since Friday.
Sticks in the Mud
2 years ago
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That is very funny!! Ron would go missing too if he gave me a scale for our anniversary. Just last night he asked me if I thought he was fatter than he used to be and I guess I was in a brutally honest mood so I was brutally honest. He walked around saying, "Annette thinks I'm fat. Annette thinks I'm fat." I didn't say those exact words. I just said he'd gotten a little more round in the last year! So, if I go missing you'll know who did it!!
:) I know how that goes. I think the fat just comes with the wisdom and age. Although, next time I talk to you I'll have to share the new philosophy I read about. It's one of the few diet philosophies I think could actually work for me...maybe.
I'm all ears...as long as it doesn't involve exercise or not eating chocolate!!
That's hilarious! Im pretty sure I laughed out loud when I read that. :) Thanks for the funny post.
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