Monday, February 25, 2008

My Soap Box Moment

Ok... so I know I already posted today but I need to vent for a minute or I think my head will EXPLODE!!! So here's my soap box moment. For all of you parents out there, when you come to a place of business (particularly a mortgage company as is my experience) and you bring your children with you, please remember: THE RECEPTIONIST IS NOT YOUR BABYSITTER AND IS NOT IN CHARGE OF WATCHING YOUR LITTLE HELLION! THE RECEPTIONIST DOES NOT GET PAID FOR THESE SERVICES AND THEREFORE IS NOT OFFERING TO PROVIDE THEM UNLESS YOUR CHILD IS WILLING AND CAPABLE OF SITTING IN A CHAIR AND COLORING QUIETLY WHILE THE WORK I AM GETTING PAID FOR GETS DONE. THE REST OF THE WORLD (as funny as it may be to you and your family) DOES NOT WANT TO HEAR YOUR CHILD SAY, "I HAVE A POOP IN MY BUTT" WHILE YOU ARE ENJOYING YOUR PLEASANT MEETING ABOUT REFINANCING. In short, if you bring your children with you, please remember: when you enter a place of business where they do not advertise "Nursery Provided" it is YOUR responsibility to keep your child from wandering the halls, opening and slamming the door, pounding on windows, getting wacked in the head, falling on the floor, yelling at the top of their lungs, and generally keeping them out of mischief. And finally, don't apologize for your child's bad behavior unless you are ready and willing to do something about it- it will fall on deaf ears. Just keep in mind for the future that the receptionist is the one that answers your phone calls and greets you (most days) with a smile as you walk through the door. If you wouldn't care to be greeted by a crabby, hormonal pregnant lady, consider yourself warned. Thank you ever so kindly... Now in all fairness, I realize that there are those days when children are just a handful and will wreak havic as you try to complete your daily tasks. I'm really not a bad person and I really don't hold any grudges against most parents. Just some...

5 comments:

Annette said...

I would NEVER in a million years let my kid act like that somewhere like that or expect a receptionist to watch my kid. You should have been one of those snobby, rude receptionists that puts fear into customers or ignored the whole episode!! You are just too nice!

Lianne said...

Ha ha. I totally know what you are saying and I agree with EVERY word of it!! Some parents are just so oblivious to what their kids are doing and it is super annoying!!

ciara said...

I just laughed my guts out when I read this post!! I know its so true! But I just love how you put everything. And NO, It would not be fun hearing someone elses child say "I have a poop in my butt!!" wow. I would be beside myself. You are hilarious!!!

It would have been so much fun to have you guys go down south with us-snowmobiling. Wish you could've come. I understand though. Im sure you don't feel to good these days. We will definately have to get together in the near future!!! Before you leave us!! :(

Meags said...

i LOVE LOVE LOVE this post! you are soooo funny!!! i can't imagine what i will be like when i am prego ... probably bipolar! especially if some annoying child is around me bugging the crap out of me:) you would never think children can be annoying ... i hope you had a better day today:)

Melissa said...

Hey Tricia! It's Melissa from waterford- I can't remember if I have ever commented on your blog or not. Anyway I was looking at Nancy's cute baby pictures and found your blog. That was a good post/rant. Sorry about all that. I was just thinking- Oh you'll be there someday--I have-- but then again you will have more class than that. That is crazy and it sounds like it wasn't the first time. It made me think more about when I take my kids out, but I don't think I've ever MADE the receptionist do it, that is dumb. Good thing you are so nice. And congrats on being prego!